Showing posts with label jobs. Show all posts
Showing posts with label jobs. Show all posts

Monday, 21 June 2010

D Day

Today Lynne went back to work. No going back part-time, no half measures, no fucking about, she is nine to five from here on in. Me and the baby watched the football.

That's not entirely true. I was working this morning so my mum came round to babysit. The nursery has let us down: their building work is going on for another six weeks so we are looking elsewhere. We might have a place for the baby in a nursery round the corner from the beginning of July, but we haven't been to see it yet.

In the meantime, my mother has stepped into the breach. My folks live 45 minutes in the car away and they do like to see the kid, but I feel bad about getting them to babysit while I go to work. I have volunteered to work every Saturday instead of doing the Wednesday shift to make it easier, but this isn't ideal either bcause that means that I will have to use my holidays to get a weekend off. We have been here before.

The baby and my mum have made friends now. I don't know what the baby had against her, I think maybe she had sussed out that when my folks turn up Lynne and I tend to disappear and leave her with them. Or maybe it had to do with stupid noises. I mak a lot of stupid noises, so does Lynne, but my mum is a bit uptight for that carry on, and maybe the baby found being clutched at in steely silence a bit alarming.

Anyway, my first proper day of being a true hausfrau was fine. I got back about lunchtime, we ate, we read books, the baby chewed the books and we watched the football. I had a fiver on Chile and they won. The baby feel asleep before the end of the match so I missed the Swiss free kick that was their best chance of the game. Just as well, if I'd been watching it, it would have gone in.

When Lynne gets home we will all have our tea. I will put up some recipes tomorrow.


Sunday, 30 May 2010

Time's Getting On...

It four weeks until Lynne goes back to work. I am absolutely prepared for looking after the baby single handed, but there is one thing that worries me. Now that I have a wee part-time job the baby will have to go into child care on Monday mornings and Wednesdays. A day and a half a week. We have found a nursery, they are on my way to work so they are really handy, they seem nice, they make positive noises when we ring them up, but they still seem to be building the place.

The work was meant to be done by the end of May, which is now, but the scaffolding is still up. Everything has been so easy so far, I'm just getting nervous that this is where our luck runs out.

Thursday, 25 March 2010

Lords, Ladies and Gentlemen! For Your Pleasure...

My new job is going well, thanks for asking. I’m not going to say too much about it in case my cover gets blown and I get busted slagging it off online, but let’s just say it is a customer service role that includes a bit of old lady action. So far said old lady action has been a bit tame compared to this fond memory from my previous job, which I will present in the form of a play.

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Dramatis Personae

ME, a worker drone skilfully mixing the tasks of stock replenishment and customer service

OLD LADY, selecting cucumbers, a bit frisky for an old bird

SAM, a fellow drone, just going for his lunch break

OLD MAN, pretending to choose potatoes while he eavesdrops
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Act I, Scene I
A fruit shop


OLD LADY: I can't believe supermarkets chuck out cucumbers because they're not straight enough. What difference does it make?

ME: You'll take them any old way. Straight or bendy.

OLD LADY (laughing): When you get to my age you'll take what you can get.

{Enter SAM, putting his jacket on]

SAM: I'm getting a sandwich. Do you want anything while I’m out?

ME: Yeah...

OLD LADY: More importantly, do you want it straight or bendy?

ME: Erm... I’ll have it straight I think.

OLD MAN (as if talking to himself): Aye, straight in the mouth.

THE END