Sunday 13 December 2009

Southpaw

You know, I don’t believe in ‘cluster feeding’. I think they have just been making it up. It seems to me that as the baby gets bigger, she needs more milk but Lynne’s boob is always the same size.

I think the baby is going to be left-handed. It’s the side she favours. As Lynne cradles the baby’s head and moves her mouth towards the nipple, the baby curls her right arm across her chest in a classic guard posture and swings wildly for Lynne’s face with her left fist.

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